Just typing that title makes me want to punch myself in the face, but before I do, I’ll explain. I usually have trouble sleeping. I always have. I like coffee, but the caffeine combined with the stress of my job and life causes my heart to do funky things. A glass of wine allows me to drink my coffee and not die. I would love to drink a glass of wine every night and pop a melatonin, but that probably isn’t advisable every night. I have a relaxing tea with chamomile and peppermint. I have to make it the old fashion way. I got something similar that can pop into the Keurig. As I was making it, some brown liquid that looked like something that poured out of my ass the last time I had the flu. Yeah. It pretty much tasted like it too.