Yes, I’m still alive. Someone isn’t accepting divorce. Now, it’s all about self reflection and realizing she’s never been an adult in her life. It’s like she wrote down everything I’ve said for the past two years of arguing and is repeating them. Am I supposed to believe it? I mean, I do see the house getting cleaner, and she actually is going to her son’s sporting events. How long will that last though? She might have truly changed. If she’s like any typical alcoholic, she’ll do good for a few days, and then, it’ll be back to normal. Real life will be too difficult to handle.

This one is a short one. She keeps following me around everywhere, like she’s a dog, and I have a t-bone steak in my pants.